Vegans hated those “EAT MOR CHIKIN” ads, in which cows tried to save their hides by getting us to eat chicken instead of beef. Farmyard buddies shouldn’t be pitted against one another, trying to get humans to eat different kinds of animals — they should be getting humans to give up meat all together.

If you want to avoid the vegan shitlist, make an ad with animals united behind signs that say “EAT MOR TOEFOO.”