Tell them to pretend it was magically vegan!

ilikeapplejuice: If all fast food/chains magically became vegan for one day (and all ethics, morality, etc. etc. etc. etc. didn’t matter at all, and your guts wouldn’t explode or anything), I’d eat: Big Country Breakfast at IHOP - chicken fried steak, stack of pancakes, bacon, hashbrowns, scrambled eggs. Long John Silver’s fish, shrimp and clams combo - substitute chicken for fish. Grilled cheese sandwich, onion rings, and a vanilla malt from Sonic. AND FOURTH MEAL AT TACO BELL. Three taco combo - two regular, one soft. And those cinnamon twists. And then I’d find a late night Chinese buffet/takeout place. Double lemon chicken. Steamed rice. Spring rolls (the spring rolls there are these tiny fried meat roll things). YOU?

Nebraska: ARBY’S!!!! With curly fries!!!! Definitely some Popeye’s biscuits and gravy. Cheddar Peppers from Sonic.

communistdaughter: Dairy Queen blizzards. Taco Bell nachos with sour cream.

vahappygirl: Jack in the Box tacos. Hardee’s bacon, egg and cheese biscuits.

pickledtreats: Double decker taco supremes from Taco Bell. Fried fish and hush puppies from Cap’n D’s. Chicken biscuit from Chik-fil-a. A Big Mac and probably a Whopper just because.

Jesivotchka: 7-layer burrito from Taco Bell. Deep-dish mushroom-and-olive pizza with extra cheese from Pizza Hut. Sausage, egg, and cheese croissantwich.  Fries dipped in those chocolate shake things from Wendy’s. And yes, I would gorge myself on shrimp lo mein and chicken & broccoli at the local Chinese buffet.

rachell37: Long John Silver/Cap’n D’s fish, hush puppies, fries. KFC biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy. Jack in the Box, well, just about anything (used to be my favourite fast food), but particularly the Sourdough Jack. Sonic cheese tots. Krystal/White Castle burgers. I love(d) fast food. KRISPY KREME DONUTS!!! I could eat a dozen, no problem, especially if they had those pumpkin ones they sold a few years back.  omnomnom.

Fee: Oh man. I was about to pat myself on the back for not having many fast food cravings, but this brought on a wave of memories. The Dairy Queen chili dog and chocolate shake. Waffle House chicken thing on toast, whatever that shit is.

Maggie_not_May: Long John Silvers. The best meal I’ve ever had in my entire life was from Long John’s. So, yeah, I’d want that.

Deleilan: This thread is making me queasy.

bcococakes: Just a cheeseburger and chocolate milkshake from basically anywhere with a large order of fries.

lobsteriffic: Lots and lots of burritos at Taco Bell, then some Dairy Queen.

linanil: Lastly, I miss Baja Fresh meaty burritos. I used to love Baja Fresh, but their beans aren’t that great so I have no reason to go there any more.

zuzucooks: I’d totally go to McDonald’s. I never really liked meat when I ate it, and I’ve been veg for 14 years, but I still want a Big Mac sometimes! It’s terrible.

fikustree: I would eat chik-fil-a all day.

tofu: A Big Mac. Arby’s fried cheese and a jamocha shake. Taco Belll Chalupa with extra nacho sauce.  KFC Original Recipe + Mac&Cheese. Hardee’s shake. Everything Sonic. Pizza Hut Meat lover’s pizza, with extra cheese. Twinkies, Ding-Dongs and Ho-hos.

Jaymoh: The other day I went to In ‘n’ Out for the first time ever. We got veg burgers and fries. It was was aight. In conclusion, I would get 7 layer burritos and jalapeno poppers from Jack in the Box. Oh, one more thing. KFC. I think I only had it a few times as a kid, but that shit is powerful. I still crave it occasionally; when I let myself get really hungry I crave KFC. Weird.

Nebraska (again): Oh. A chocolate cream pie shake and extra long cheese coney from Sonic. Let’s throw a frito chili pie in there too.

Karma Queen: McD’s quarter pounder w/ cheese meal, chicken nuggets from Wendy’s, and something involving bacon.

Imitation Of Chris: Carls Jr. Sunrise Sandwich. Foster Freeze Big Boss with banana shake. KFC biscuits with that awful melted buttery stuff and honey. Jack in the Box Sourdough Burger thing with extra mayo to dip fries in. Arby’s with tons of horsey sauce. Philly Cheese Steak with hot sauce.

simplybecause81: Basically most any option from IHOP and the desserts at DQ. I hate going to DQ with friends and just sitting there, drinking, awkward.

Drake: Dairy Queen Triple Chocolate Utopia. I can’t believe none of you have mentioned this. I would eat it until my stomach burst.

vallness: okay here’s my “i wish they were vegan and ethically made” wish list! A crisp combo burrito, mexi fries (tater tots!), and crusto’s (deep fried flour tortillas covered in cinnamon sugar!) from taco time, jumbo jack with cheese or a spicy chicken sandwich, curly fries or poppers, and vanilla shake from Jack n’ the Box, chicken strips with mashed taters and gravy and a biscuit from KFC, turkey club sub from Togos, roast beef sandwich with jalapeno poppers and a jamocha shake from Arbys, fish and chicken strips with clam chowder and coleslaw from skippers, tuna sub from subway, veggie sub with potato salad from maconis, cheeseburger happy meal from mc d’s, everything bagels with pesto cream cheese and thumbprint cookies from ottos, heath bar blizzard, or a dipped cone from dq, pancakes with sausage and hash browns from ihop, pumpkin ice cream in a waffle cone from 31 flavors, chulupa supreme, mexican pizzas, or supreme nachos from taco bell, irish nachos from the rib eye, combo pizza from Godfathers or Round Table.

chatter710: This thread grosses me out, and doesn’t do anything for the misconception that vegans are missing out on food, and that they really actually want to eat “normal food.” I don’t want anything mentioned here. I can go to BK for fries if I want something fried and convenient.

rabidchild: One of those dairy queen sundaes. My whole life I’ve watched DQ commercials with that fascinating soft serve ice cream and the gunk in it and I didn’t live anywhere NEAR one. Well, they’ve got ‘em up here… and now I’m a vegan.

smoothie: I’d try fish sushi, cause i’ve never had non vegan sushi. And i’d like to know what it tastes like.

kibbles: I would simply want a pizza hut pizza. I don’t even care about pepperoni or real cheese, I want that CRUST. I can not, for the life of me, duplicate that effing crust. It angers me.

Bonzo: Oh I’d be all up in the first McDonalds I saw, eating burger after burger, maybe like, one of each kind of burger.

Shy Mox: I’d never go for McDonald’s ever again even if it went totally vegan forever, I’m still disgusted by their victim blaming in their lawsuit by the strip search prank call victim.

ilikeapplejuice: Ssssssh, Shy Mox, ssssssh. That was all a dream. The entire world is vegan and always has been. All of Earth’s creatures live in harmony. There is no pollution and no crime. There are no bad people in the world, and you can eat whatever you want. Sssssssh.

Gilleoin: My husband’s biggest complaint since becoming vegan is the lack of spontaneity and convenience…we can’t just go anywhere for a real meal (even if you are talking about a junky meal like burgers and fries or onion rings), especially just as a whim…I have to either print a list to carry so we can try to find someplace that’ll do or go online before to plan it. It kinda sucks. Locally, there was only one veg*n restaurant left, and they are closed now, indefinitely, due to power issues. Throw in the fact that we either order some doctored up stuff or something minus ingredients and pay the same or if they actually offer a vegan item it’s always more expensive. Someone in this thread mentioned that already, but it burns my butt!

ilikeapplejuice: At any rate, we’re sooooooooo much better off than we were even five or six years ago. Right? Right, everybody! YEEEAAAAH!!! Ooo-ooh, chi-ee-ild. Things are gon get ea-zee-uh-uh!