Apparently this study proves that imported tofu is more harmful to the environment than eating British beef. I haven’t read this study, as it’s not linked to from the article, but I can already see a big hole in it — what if you don’t live in Britain?

A spokesperson for the study adds the caveat that methane produced by livestock is more environmentally catastrophic than the carbon dioxide from processed vegetable products. So basically, if you open your mouth and put something edible inside of it, we’re all screwed.