The country that produced The Sex Pistols and Joy Division now brings us “Ben Frost Vegan.” Moved by the vegan abolitionist arguments of Gary L. Francione, Ben serenades us from the hypothetical perspective of a factory farmed animal:

“I am someone, yet I’m a slave; Tortured for my product, then sent to the grave.”

“I’m waiting for the answers, they won’t come from reform; Cause in the end my throat’s still slit, regardless of whether it’s ‘Won’.”

“Your wants are trivial, and yet my life is at stake; You don’t need me, or my secretions to be healthy.”

“I am someone, yet still a slave; Those welfarist parodies, still send me to the grave.”

“Welfarist parodies”? Is that how cows really talk? Because that sounds suspiciously like something Gary L. Francione, human, would say.