The story of a non-vegan couple suffering the wrath of a pushy vegan house guest. Flexitarians will like this bit of dialog:

“Your extreme position is not as moral as you’d like to believe. I think it’s the semi-vegetarian, the person who eats dairy, fish, and occasional meats, who is morally superior to the strict vegan for several reasons. One, he can convert more people to eat less meat than abandon it altogether. The result is that less animals would be slaughtered. Your way is so extreme that potential converts are turned off.

“For me, pragmatism takes priority over some unattainable ideal. When people compromise, less suffering occurs. But people who push their extreme ideals, pedal to the metal, as some might say, alienate the majority of the population. I hate to say this to you, Benson, but if the world were full of more people willing to compromise, and not absolutists like yourself, the world would be a better place.”