Do the license plates of D.C. Vegans say “Taxation Without Vegan Representation”?

I saw this guy at the NYC Veggie Pride Parade. He seems to recognize me too.

A classic illustration of how healthy vegans think they are versus how healthy they actually are.

If a vegan hires a meat-eating bodyguard, does that not support the meat industry in a way?

I submitted this T-shirt idea to BustedTees a while back, and they didn’t take it. They must feel like fools now.

How can she be so proud when none of them are honor students?

Charles Darwin was a vegan!

“You look pale.” “You’re just saying that because you know I’m vegan.”

I bet this guy had to say “Healthenvironmentanimals” about a hundred times that day.

It’s surprising to me how generally miserable vegans seem at these events. Yes, I understand that their health is failing, and they do have to be constantly aware of the plight of the animals, but shouldn’t a vegan festival provide a little jolt of energy?

At least she’s smiling through the pain.

Unfortunately, her shirt is obscured, so it’s impossible to tell what it says. “Real environmentalists don’t eat…” What? What the hell don’t real environmentalists eat?! Hummus? Tofu? Damn it, what could it be?

An “organic athlete.” I asked them if they ate all organic food. “No, we focus more on the veganism,” they said.

At first I thought this guy had an interesting stance. Then I wondered if he might have rickets.

“Join us.”